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True tales... ripped from the pages of real life! Mortified stars everyday adults sharing their most embarrassing and real childhood letters, lyrics, journals, home movies and artwork... in front of total strangers. Part comedy, part theater, part therapy.


The largest and longest-running project of its kind, Mortified produces comedic content for the stage, the page, and the web. Its latest book, Mortified: Love Is a Battlefield, is in stores everywhere.

Participants include a wide range of people, from professional performers (comics, celebrities, singers) to total amateurs (architects, ad execs, salesmen) all in the noble pursuit of self-degradation. Personal redemption through public humiliation. There are a million stories buried in the pages of people's lives. Mortified's mission is to simply help people find them.

Share the shame.



  • COST: $12 advance; $15 at door (all tickets are for General Admission)
  • SEATING: All seating is FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED. Tickets only ensure admission. Arrive 30 min. prior to showtime help ensure seats.
  • AGES: 21+. No minors.
  • DOOR TIMES: House doors open 60 min. prior to an event (usually about 7pm).

See you at the show!


If advance ticketing is sold-out, there are almost always tickets available at the door. A wait list forms prior to show, as we do our best to get people in. Please note, tickets bought at the door for a sold-out show are generally for standing room only.


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Mortified: Love Is a Battlefield - In Stores Now + Mortified: Real People, Real Pathetic

Name Sales End Price Fee
Regular Ended $12 $0.99

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